7 useless facts about the Great Wall of China 萬里長城:
(A declaration of love)
(A declaration of love)
Useless fact Nr. 1
The Great Wall is the perfect (long distance) trail:
The Great Wall is the perfect (long distance) trail:
- Always on the ridge, always with a view
- Always hilly, always windy, always varied
- Always on the trail, no getting lost
Useless fact Nr. 2
On the wall you can read very well about the other wall in Westeros. A Dance with Dragons finally arrived after 5 years of waiting! (-;
On the wall you can read very well about the other wall in Westeros. A Dance with Dragons finally arrived after 5 years of waiting! (-;
Useless fact Nr. 3
Blonde, medium-sized Europeans are a teen heartthrob among Chinese girls. But nowhere as much as on the wall.
You are so handsome!
lol!
Useless fact Nr. 4
This is because the restored sections of the wall are totally crowded with Chinese and other tourists.
This is because the restored sections of the wall are totally crowded with Chinese and other tourists.
Useless fact Nr. 5
Only after 6 pm you have the wall for yourself.
Only after 6 pm you have the wall for yourself.
The wall is perfectly fit for bivouacing: It’s less than 500 meters between the covered shelters (Watchtowers)
Useless fact Nr. 6
The countless beverage sellers are the first on the wall. At 8 am in the morning, they start waiting for customers, who pay their astronomical prices.
The countless beverage sellers are the first on the wall. At 8 am in the morning, they start waiting for customers, who pay their astronomical prices.
Useless fact Nr. 7
The Great Wall of China is breathtaking!
The Great Wall of China is breathtaking!
Peking, Volksrepublik China 
You are so handsome! Da is das LOL ja wohl mal angebracht!
Endlich mal chinesisches Lokalkolorit! Dass man die Mauer vom Mond aus nicht sehen kann, ist übrigens bloß westliche Propaganda. Wenn im kleinen roten Büchlein steht, man kann sie sehn, dann kann man sie sehn!
Lokalkolorit, lol!
Das musst ich erstmal im Lexikon nachkucken…
Also gut:
Die Mauer können alle Leute sehen, die hinterm Mond leben